I know this is kind of long, but...

Martha: Hellooo, Clark and Lois.

Clark and Lois stand shocked for 12 seconds.

Martha: See Jonathan, I told you I could keep them speechless for more than ten seconds.

Jonathan walks in from OS carrying bloodied axe: Ah, the victims are here.

Clark and Lois silent for almost 15 seconds.

Jonathan: There, 14 seconds. I win again.

Clark: So this is a game?

Martha and Jonathan: No, we're still going to torture you...

20 seconds pause.

Martha: ...with violent yet meaningless phrases. And we work the best together, Jonathan.

L and C: HUH?

M and J: April Fool's.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.