I know I'm late, and I'm not trying to win or anything - hey, JDG, I'm not trying to steal your crown!! - but I liked the first picture that Paul posted, so....
Perry: Son, when I was your age, they taught us how to stand up straight. See how straight I am in this picture of me at the Junior Yodeling Club.
And this is what Perry might be saying in the second picture:
Perry: So no slouching, Jimmy! And sing!
Jimmy: Me???
Clark (in the background): I have no defences against Kryptonite, Lois Lane and yodeling. I can already feel my nose itching.
