Lois: ... and then the stupid dog jumped up and started eating the spaghetti, so of course I had to go chase it off, half-dressed and covered in tomato sauce. And then Congressman Johansen chose that moment to come by, and that's how things were when the photographer from the National Whisper just happened to show up, and I swear I had no idea where the cream pie came from, but...
Clark, thinking: Huh. According to this watch from Jimmy's dad, she's actually telling the truth. Who would have believed it?
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
