Clark: Mom, I know they say that vertical stripes make you appear thinner, but...
Martha: Honey, this is what you get for gorging yourself on all of my apple pie and beef stew!
Clark: But mom, its been so long since I've had a decent home-cooked meal! Superman is always busy, and Lois, well...
Lois: Finish that sentence, chunkymunky, and you'll be sleeping on the couch for a month!
Clark: ...And Lois, who is the light of my life, song in my heart, and spring in my step, is er... far too busy as well...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley:I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
