(Gag blatantly stolen from the 90s Superman cartoon.)
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Lara: Jor-El, I'm sorry, but I must leave you...
Jor-El: What? Why?
Lara: Just Shoot Me.
Jor-El: What? Why would I do that? I love you...
Lara: No, no. It's the name of a new sitcom about a fashion magazine. I'm going to be one of the main characters. Oh, and I got a gig as a major recurring villain on this really cool cartoon, too. It's called Gargoyles. So, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to do any more little cameos here.
Jor-El. Oh. Well, uhm, that's okay.
Lara: Really? You're such a good husband...
Jor-El: Well, I suppose there's that. But the other thing is that the entire planet is about to explode.
Lara: Oh. That would suck, yes. Good thing I'm moving on, then. Good luck to you with... uhm... that whole exploding planet thing.
Jor-El: Er... thanks, I guess.
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Lara: I'm sorry...
Jor-El: Hmm?
Lara: It's just...
Jor-El: Yes...?
Lara: You are no Marlon Brando.
Jor-El: Yes, well, these days when people tell me I'm not half the man he is, I take it as a compliment.
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Lara: Jor-El, I was thinking...
Jor-El: Yes?
Lara: If the planet is about to explode...
Jor-El: Yes?
Lara: Maybe we should get out of our pajamas.
Jor-El: Yes, I suppose we should meet our ends in something a little more dignified.
Lara: Oh. Yeah. There's that.
Jor-El: Did you have something else in mind?
Lara: Yeah. I was thinking... As long as the whole planet is about to explode... Maybe we should go out with a bang.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
