Clark: It's not my fault we didn't had a napkin.
Lois: It wasn't me! This is Clark's jacket!

(probably not the funniest but I tought just give it a try, there are a lot funny ones for the other captions I love!!)

"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards.
I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet