Clark: The real question is why nobody made any homoerotic subtext to a popculture television series about vampires!

Lois: Um, sweety? Buffy isn't airing for another year, and Spike and Angel won't be any form of subtext until at least the second season.

Clark: ...I knew we shouldn't have timetraveled om our honeymoon...

Lois: ...That hasn't happened yet either.

Clark: ...I need a vacation!

Lois: We could make our own Spike and Angel subtext!


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*