Not really a caption. Not funny or anything. But I look at that picture and it makes me think Lois is having a dream. Clark and Superman vying for her attention, and her subconscious thinks that Clark (and his case) is as strong as Superman, and what will she make of that when she wakes up? Someone should write a fic.

Or maybe...

Clark: Hey! Hands off my wife!

Alt-Clark, thinking: Dammit, another universe with both a Clark and a Lois. When am I going to catch a break?

Clark: And what are you wearing? Are you from the circus or something?

Alt-Clark: No...

Clark: Wait a second. You're as strong as I am! How is that possible?

Alt-Clark, thinking: Wow. Not even he recognizes me! Maybe there is something to this secret identity thing...


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.