Clark: Somebody challenged Lois to a pie-throwing competition, and well, you know how Lois has to be the best at everything. (thinking: she could have given me my jacket back first) She came in second.
Lois (thinking): I would have won too if you hadn't been standing there in plain sight with your upper body build showing through your shirt. Geez, learn how NOT to be a distraction.
See what I mean about thinking like a female. I'm not interested in looking at his muscles, but hanging around some of you has gotten me into the habit of looking for it.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
