Clark: *frantic* Hello, Pizza Palace? This is Clark Kent and 348 Hyper- Yes! ...Yes! Yes exactly! I know, I know, I've told her countless times... Yes please, the regular order... You heard about the food poisoning incident? Yeah, I didn't know Superman could get sick from undercooked brocoli, either. Oh cripes, make it quick, I hear her coming! Okay, thanks! Bye!

Lois: Honey, who was that? By the way, we're having stuffed goat cheese and bananas tonight.


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*