Darth Michael: Sorry for not responding first thing this morning, but I was trying to send off Part 148 to Beta first.
I’ll send the Olsen twins over to give you their perspective.
Hmm… 1994… /googles/
Mary-Kate: Ponies!
Ashley: Lots of Ponies!
Oh. No. no. no. Lobotomize my brain now! Must get image out of my head.
LOIS: Very funny.
Now, *there* you have a headline.
I don't think that was the one she wanted.
No, I've decided to go with tradition and have Ralph's surname be:
Spagoda . It's just too perfect. Many
to Rivka (who suggested it) and Classicalla (who used it first? in her story: A New Hero)
examine the evidence,
ER: /suggests/ ‘look at the proof’, since she’s using small words.
find the relevant ones
‘good ones’.
our justice system called ‘Innocent until Proven Guilty’.
that law thingy about you being a good guy until they find out you’re a bad guy
enforce the laws, especially that one.
keep the laws, and never forget about this one there.
ER: Yeah, that should keep it to one syllable words. It’s still a mouthful, the entire tirade. Maybe if she used a comic, too?
Yeah. Totally EW's fault for not actually using small words.
Apologies.
Superman could have used a fingernail.
SUPERMAN: Do you know how hard it is to get other people's blood out from under your nails? /scoffs/ I'd totally use a knife. Not that I'd actually kill anyone. /points to his blue suit/ Good guy, remember.
