-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK -- He's Superman, of course it would work. He can pull up the fabric anywhere she wants him to.
Would that require tearing her dress in two?
Sort of like what happened at the Metro Club?
CLARK: I'm listening. Go on.
Her lips finally free, Lois would ask him, “Truth time, Clark. What are you really?”
Clark:Your soul mate.
Good answer!
I doubt he would run if she asked that. Wouldn't he want to stay and figure out what she knows?
Not if it's in response to his earlier incomplete statement of "Lois, I'm..."
Hmmmm. Maybe he wasn’t the only lunkhead in this relationship.
JOHN: She forgot to handcuff him first.
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Makeout first, ask later when he is satiated and out of energy. Then he can't run so easily.
/cough/ Superman. Doesn't run out of energy. /cough/
On if it is spaghetti and she is rubbing him like she did the last time they shared pasta.
LOIS: I didn't rub him like that when we were at Aunti Pastos!
CLARK: I beg to differ.
So do him first, then expose that she knows?
LOIS: I'm not that sort of girl!
CLARK: No, but you're that sort of woman.
LOIS:
But she did at the hospital.
Lois:I didn't know he was keeping a secret from me then.
Reader:Because he had fully explained about his Italian origins by then?
Lois:OK, I knew he was keeping something from me, but he had nearly died, the world was about to end, and anyway, I love thrills. Jones could have walked in on us at any moment.
But she denied anything happened at the hospital.
Only if she tells him the truth about the hospital first.
Lois:I said, I could fall asleep, not him.
CLARK: I won't sleep?
Although this will only happen if she tells him the truth about the hospital first.
CLARK: The curse says nothing about snuggling.
Why do I have this strong suspicion she would not manage to put off being intimate until after brunch in this case, even if he has not told her The Secret TM.
LOIS: I've made it this long!
EW: I think that was John's point.
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Now, you're hard up.
LOIS: I beg your pardon!
CLARK: I think she means me.
Would that really stop him from running away?
Lois:It is a win/win situation. If he does not want to show me he is superman, he stays in the handcuffs. If he does break them, well he has shown me he is Superman. He has to tell me.
Hmm, this does remind me, it is Lois's fault she does not know. Clark was totally going to tell her at least 2 times but she cut him off and prevented him from telling her.
at her stupid exposing Luthor plan.
But she wasn't ready THEN. She's ready now.
Lois: [evilly] OK, that is the real way I know his chest is muscular.
Reader: What about the hospital.
Lois:He was not as muscular then, having suffered poisoning.
Reader:What about at his apartment when you were under the Pheremone spray.
Lois: that was good too [exciting]. I guess I was going for the most recent way that I know his chest is muscular. Plus, I never got to fully explore him then, what with him running off.
So you think Clark loses muscle tone when exposed to Green K?
CLARK:
Perhaps.
Clark:All that wiggling did it anyway.
My guess is that she only has to be near to drive Clark crazy.
Lex always interrupting the good parts.
True, but the ambulance might have had someone entirely else in it. Don't forget that Fuentes shot one of his men and Asabi burned another.
and pulled Lois out of her reverie. What was she doing?
Superman.
Actually, Clark.
Nah, she missed it because she has had her fill of dealing with creepy rich guys for the week. Between Luthor and Carpenter she can't take it anymore.
Lois:Carpenter treated me like I was similar to Linda.
CLARK: Except he didn't pay you. <<ducking>>
making out with her… her… partner.
JOHN: Well, that is a term that does not use "boy" or "girl".
True, but it's a bit sterile.
She really needed to create another word for what Clark was to her.
Husband.
LOIS: I'm only 26. I don't want to get married yet.
Only until she tells him what happened at the hospital. And that she has not had her period since.
OK, I maybe don't think she is pregnant.
It's only been a month since Clark's birthday, give or take a day or two, and the hospital was a few days before that.
She couldn’t believe him. First, he tells her as Superman it would be a good idea if she married some insurance salesman and settled down instead of being a reporter,
JOHN: OK, that was lunkheaded, but I thought he was just joking.
CLARK: I was weighing my options.
because it would make his job easier!
JOHN: OK, that was his stupidest line all evening.
CLARK: I thought she wanted honesty.
Then, just as he was finally, finally, going to tell her the truth about something,
Clark:Lois, the truth is, that I can make love, I just fear if we do, you will die.
Um... not *that* truth.
Nah, the EW would never have let it be that simple.
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That is not his fault. We blame it all on the EW. The quota of Clark wimp outs ways exceeded. [wildguys on parade]
Oh, dear.
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And it wasn't my fault, Perry and the bomb squad were coming. <<okay, that *was* my fault, but I was trying to stick to believability, here.>>
he should have flown her away right then.
As Clark?
and then the MPD bomb squad showed up. Why couldn’t she catch a break?
JOHN: More blame on the EW. [A belated wildguy]
