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I’ll send the Olsen twins over to give you their perspective.
help

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‘Wow. Feeling the love, here,’ Clark thought, but he knew it was just the Chief’s way of pushing Lois’s buttons himself.
First Cat, then Rahelia, now Lois. I think they sent Perry to Paries and kept Claude.
[Linked Image]
Oh, we’re still talking about those buttons. My bad.

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“You’re too close to it. You need a few minutes to decompress, darlin’.
Well, the bomb would have certainly reduced her compression level.

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When you get back to the office, Kent can look over your mood piece and see if it needs any of his extra ‘fluffiness’.”
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(besides robbery, and was robbery enough of a ‘cause’ to consider them terrorists still?).
Baron Tempos: I think so. /puts ‘The Fox’ on top of Top 10 Terrorists list/ Now, let’s go and ‘interview’ the Lady Loissette. [Linked Image]

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and that they weren’t too exhausted to do more than share a lingering kiss.
Wouldn’t that be a bummer if she finally got him naked and in the same bed as her and then she falls asleep?

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Ugh, she hated that word. She wasn’t a ‘girl’, and Clark certainly wasn’t any ‘boy’. She would have to come up with a better word to describe their relationship to one another.
To be fair, back in the day boyfriend/girlfriend became fiancé/fiancée by the time boy and girl no longer applied.
ARIANNA CARLIN: Yes, I did write a book and the divestment of morals in today’s society and how loose women cause good-standing gentleman to forget all about their vows to their wives.
ELLEN LANE: I bought that book. Even had it autographed.

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Hmmmm. Maybe he wasn’t the only lunkhead in this relationship.
Yah think?

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Asking him to tell her his secret while they’re making out.
Better while he’s naked underneath her and she’s pinned him down. Yeah, that should douse things down a little. evil

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Not that she would allow them to become intimate without him telling her the truth,
Riiiiight.

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Anyway, Lois needed to handcuff Clark to her wrist again before she pressed him on the matter.
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She really needed to create another word for what Clark was to her.
Sextoy?

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Personal lunkhead would work for now.
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Nobody ever told her anything.
LINDA: Maybe they would be more engaging if you slept with them more often?

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“Superman killed a man, slitting his throat,” the man replied.
Now, *there* you have a headline.

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Wow. She had met some stupid members of the MPD during the course of her career, but this guy took the cake and decorated it.
Ralph’s brother?

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examine the evidence,
‘look at the proof’, since she’s using small words.

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find the relevant ones
‘good ones’.

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our justice system called ‘Innocent until Proven Guilty’.
that law thingy about you being a good guy until they find out you’re a bad guy

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enforce the laws, especially that one.
keep the laws, and never forget about this one there.

Yeah, that should keep it to one syllable words. It’s still a mouthful, the entire tirade. Maybe if she used a comic, too?

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“Was the knife found with the body?” she asked.
Superman could have used a fingernail.


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