Michael: Since I just sent 91 to Beta, let's see if I can squeeze another FDK response in before dinner.
LOIS: Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now he’s discovering truth.
<<Maniacal Laughter>>
Clark blushes sheepishly.
CLARK: phew, I knew that there had to be a valid excuse.
May I please slap him silly for that thing? You do *not* tell a woman she’s humiliated herself. Not if you’re hoping to get any more.
Why not? Canon Clark did.
Yep, Clark will never be able to see Lois in a business suit again without...
/checks date to see if it’s Dec 21st, 2012.
And you complained when I jumped forward just one week while Herb was in town.
Awwwwww, the poor girl needs a bubble bath, a hug, some Clarkie time, and then her Clausy bear.
So, if she invited Clarkie to join her in the suite and had to pay an extra $250 for that honor, does that make him a male prostitute?