Michael: A 3-part FDK! Oh, Michael, I feel so unworthy... but I'll take it anyway.
Thank you.
MIRANDA:
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<<shrugs>> Doesn't really matter when he's the 3rd richest person in the world.
I was thinking more like a rash type of itch.
/is reminded of scenes in various foil and sword movies where someone pushes himself onto the blade to reach the opponent after getting stabbed/
LEX: She wasn't worth THAT.
Lex really does that a lot to women, huh? Is he too stupid to operate a telecommunication device?
LEX: <<aside>> Really must talk to Mrs. Cox about my missing phone messages.
She’s been having gas issue before?
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He had a perfume problem a few days earlier.
Why is that a lie. I’m sure he’d be the first to admit it. Not that he ever actually *does* make a mistake. He’s just like Lois in that regard. Those two playing Go should be fun.
Oh, that's right. For it to be his mistake, he has to own it, which he never does. Of course.
What if he has Mrs. Cox snap her scrawny little neck?
He tries not to have Mrs. Cox involved with any of the other females in his herd.
Huh?
ER <<realizes he's about to witness a bloody death on the newsroom floor>>
There, there. Clark will remove him to the storeroom first.
Clark! Lois just wants to return the compliment.
CLARK: But she could damage that beautiful hand of hers.
Yes, and blood is so hard to get out of white stuff. Especially if you let it dry. Best to immediately clean it. But that would mean she’d have to strip out of that dress. And…
LOIS:
So, I get to kill Ralph, AND get undressed! There's a plan!
Like that doesn’t imply sexual servicing.
CLARK: Can you dust a little more to the right, there, Lois?
The true reason Lois is ticked off when she comes to.
<<ER's eyeball pop out of his head again>>
Oh, dear.
Ooooh! She’s such a firecracker.
CLARK: Isn't she?
How about she gets her hands on some powerful carcinogen substances and injects them into his bloodstream?
LOIS:
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Also, that’s easy: Keep away from Kryptonite.
She was thinking Clark, not Superman.
By showing up naked and hitting him over the head, then tying him up?
Possibly.
Isn’t that highly inappropriate? What would her mother say?
LOIS: I'm not telling Ellen Lane about this, uh-uh. He's a fake farmer from Kansas. She'd never approve.
<<ER suspects Clark boxed Ralph up and sent him to Timbuktu>>
CLARK: Why? What have they done to deserve that in Timbuktu?
Then why did he not accept her 70:30 offer?
She might notice the math discrepancy easier?
Oh dear. That *so* explains Lex.
It's only one possible solution.
/makes squeaky bedspring noises/
LOIS:
A clone? How old is that clonse?
Very young.
Aaaaahhh… So, then why is the clone Lois-obsessed, too? It works *that* fast?
Like the Vatman clone, it caught sight of that photo of Lois in Lex's lab / bedroom.
Only one way to be sure! He has to shoot Lois in the head.
LEX: I'll keep that as an option.
He’s a naughty boy. He won’t get nice things for next year’s Christmas.
Of course he will. He still has her Revenge formula.
Lois drank herself into a stupor at *that* party, too? She’s really quite into the liquor, isn’t she? Got that from mommy, huh?
That was accidental... It was explained in the deleted party scene that was so long it would have taken another part, and I decided to move on to PML. It will be described briefly later.
Drugged and left naked in a bed.
She hasn't realized the latter, yet. Otherwise, exactly.
