Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Hey, Q was very nice at the end. Tempus always just was a darn nice guy.
I meant that in a good way. <<perchance you've noticed all my Tempus centric stories?>>
alt-LANA: So, I hear you run your own colony?
AUDIENCE: *cough* Whore! *cough*
ER: Yes, he does. Also, running a colony is like running a planet, only for little men.
Is there a joke here I'm missing? Colony of little men?
Ooooh! He got one of those Alt-Loises with mad gun skills? Will she and Lois and Clark…?
No, no. Not a Lois-assassin.
Ripping out the root of the problem?
LOIS:
Looks like someone remembers how Lois was those first months after she met Clark. You know, after several years of uuuuhhhh abstinence.
CANON CLARK: Several years! Ha! I've had a lifetime.
LOIS: Ooooh. Candy!
/watches as Herb hands Clark an IKEA manual/
Well, that explains a lot.
/eyes EW manipulating a wooden beam fit for the mast of a 16th century galleon/
Don't worry, I'll be more frustratingly subtle in the future.
So…those tapes had been left by Lucy when she moved out?
LOIS: <<knocks box into closet with her foot>> I have no idea what you're talking about.
I just meant for the underwear drawer. She still gets to put in microskirts and tank tops in the remaining drawers.
That sounds more like Clois wear. Ah-ha! I now know the error that they made in making Clois.
CLARK: [Shock] We do NOT have that type of relationship!
LOIS: <<extremely frustrated>> It explains *sooo* much.
No, no. Clark and Superman's relationship ISN'T like that. Not Lois and Clark's.
You win some. You lose some Lois?
Also, don't little children sometimes go through a phase like that?
Mine out grew that stage, mostly, by the time we got the to school.