Clark: Explain it to me again. You're saying that somehow the coffeemaker spontaneously combusted and the only way to put out the fire was to beat it with my new Armani jacket? Whatever happened to yelling "help, Superman"?

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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