Clark:Ok, Lois, you almost got it this that time. Now, go to your happy place...


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Clark: Now, here is the best thing about x-ray vision. The speck in your eye is just about out. Blink a few more times and it should be out.

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Clark: Telepathy is really easy, just close your eyes, and focus on communicating with me.

Lois:*yeah, now that I have my eye's closed, I don't see your tie and I can focus.*

Clark: Hey, I heard you....HEY!!!!


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Clark:Lois, I know that you are trying to get into the role, but really, I don't think you can do the mannequin pose for five hours.


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Clark: And for my next amazing feat, I will pull a gold coin from this woman's ear.

“…with God everything is possible.” Matthew 19:26.


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