Clark: Great scott! That tanker truck jackknifed and spilled chocolate pudding all over the road! That's going to cause all sorts of accidents!

Lois: And it's in the rain, too. What a waste of chocolate. ... I mean, I wonder where Superman is. *looks up* Usually, he'd be here by now...

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.