Okay, this is tough because they were all great.

But I'll have to go with Kal-El's (more meta fiction):

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Originally posted by Kal-El:
clark you're not supposed to shrink until Season 3
But gr8shades and HatMan, you're super-close runners-up.

I loved the "vitamin rich-powers" of the killer tomatoes.

Gr8shades, now it's so, uhm, obvious, but honestly: I didn't even see this ...
Just goes to show how innocent I am (well, actually, how *blind* I am.)

Kal-el, the ball's in your court smile

kill a cliché, save a reader