Perry: "Jimmy, let go of me!"

Jimmy: "Okay, chief, take a deep breath of the aerosol in here, and you'll feel much better. Kind of relaxed."

Perry: "Jimmy, I'm not nuts. LET GO OF ME!"

Sorry, can't come up with anything better.

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)