"Clark? There's a hole in the roof. And I don't mean a sunroof."

"Right now, Lois, I'm more concerned about the smoke coming out of the hood."

"Okay, that's it. This is the last time I rent from that place."

"Why did you...?"

"I figured if he was that bad at Chinese food, he had to be good at something..."

"But... Ralph's Carriage House?"

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.