Lois: Why do they call it "morning sickness" when it lasts all day long?
Clark: Only eight more months. That's thirty-two more weeks or, if you prefer, two hundred twenty-four more days... Give or take. You could go short by fourteen days or so. On the other hand, you could go long. But you're never late so I wouldn't worry about it.
Lois: My stomach is gurgling again.
Clark: What do you think about the name Adam? How about Albert? I'm not fond of Alonzo.