Mine got swallowed. Ratty old board mad

Baddie: Ok, ok, you win! I give! Just put me down.

Superman: Well?

Baddie: Back left pants pocket.

Superman: Don't let it happen again.

Baddie: Trust me, Superman. That's the last time I borrow money from you and forget to give it back.

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Superman: Did you post the new caption game pic yet?

Hatman: No sir, not yet, but I'm on it. Any minute now.

Superman: Any minute isn't good enough. What are you waiting for?

Hatman: Well, it's kinda difficult when you're being dangled upside down.

Superman: Oh right. Sorry. Say, does the Hat come with any special powers?

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.