Why does everyone think I'm old???

I mean, I feel old sometimes. 30 is looming. And my immune system's attempts to destroy me have left me a forgetful arthritic diabetic who walks with a cane. But... come on! Look at that face over there underneath the beanie copter. Does that look like an old man to you?


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.