Lois: Seriously, Clark. You Superman? Puh-lease! Next you'll be telling me Perry's behind me in a wig and a dress!

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Also, anyone remember this post: http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=001888

So...

Breast Clouds over Metropolis.

When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.