Clark: Come on Lois, The Little Engine That Could, your favorite!!!

Lois: I don't want a story!


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or for you horndogs out there

Clark: Come one Lois, you know you wrote this Penthouse letter, how many other wives have husbands who "float"?


TEEEEEEEEJ


Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!