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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: Where's the Superman Foundation when you really need it?
ER: Hmm…she seems to be tad indecisive about Superman helping out desperate women. Some she wants to be helped, others she wants to be turned into tiger helpings.
LOIS: Hello?! Who does Superman rescue more often than other? Me! Of course, he created the SM Foundation to help me out. Anyway, any other woman who touches Superman deserves to be fed to Tigers. It's only logical.
CAT: help

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LEX: No, that's where I touch and Superman watches. Nigel, didn't Lois get the script changes I made?
NIGEL: Umm…Asabi lost them?
LEX: Nigel, why are you backing towards the door?

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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