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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
/Lois starts to combust with pent-up sexual energy/
RALPH: I could...
LEX: No, ME! I'm first. Me! <<shoot Ralph>> Me!
LOIS: dizzy Nah. I'm fine. Thanks.

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CLARK: Well, that would be... uh... dangerous?
LOIS: Better than what that other Lois has to go through. The one who’s currently on her second honeymoon.
CLARK: Living?
ER: Sexual frustration. That’s actually what normal lives do look like, isn’t it?
CLARK: But she's alive, right? Who's with me here?
Sue S.'s CLARK: <<high-fives him>> Totally!
LOIS: :rolleyes:

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LEX: I enjoyed watching her pert behind.
LOIS: Well, Lex watching is better than Lex touching.

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LOIS: Help! Superman! Get me out of this story, this writer is whacked!
ER: She’s a quick study, isn’t she?
LEX: At least she’s hot.
CLARK: I prefer them smart.
LOIS: You think I’m not hot? mad
CLARK: Awww. Honey, you know that's not what I meant. I worship both your body and your mind.
LOIS: And they call *him* Superman? What does that make me?
CLARK: huh
LOIS: I'm thinking 'Supreme Ruler' has a nice ring to it.
LEX: Yeah, baby!
LOIS: splat Clark it is, then.
Big pile of LEX goo: What did I say? What did I say?

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