I was looking for brain candy, so I picked up this sci-fi romance novel. Unfortunately, it was more like brain mush than brain candy -- the plot was dumb, the heroine unbelievable, the hero obnoxious, and the non-sci-fi bits poorly researched.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”