6. King Dork, by Frank Portman

A young adult novel that strives to be the Catcher in the Rye for the Millennial Generation and doesn't quite succeed. Still an entertaining read, though.


"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland