Marcus wrote:
a Buffy / Wallage and Gromit crossover
Do you mean "Wallace and Gromit" with the claymation inventor and his brilliant canine companion? If so, how in the WORLD can you possibly cross that with anything Buffy? I mean, you must be totally brilliant! There's no way I could pull that off!
As for a "mirkin," I can't imagine ever needing one of those. As my teenage daughter likes to say, "That's just so wrong on so many levels. Ewww!"