Let's see if I can do one here...

Our Lady of Ni

Lois: Gimme your habit, you old nun!
Clark: I'm waiting for some files at midnight! Everyone's doing it!
Lois: Dr. Kent, join me in some vespers, please.
Police: Why is there a nun tied up?
Perry: You can darn well rot in that jail cell tonight.


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