Okay, it's nearly midnight and I'm feeling punch-drunk, so here goes...
(btw, I really can't remember these stories very well, so apologies for any inaccuracies <g>)
FoDI:
Clark: Help! Everyone thinks I'm Superman, Lois!
Lois: Oh, no, what shall we do?
altClark: Fear not. I am here to help you.
L&C: Gosh, thanks, altClark.
Clark: Yay, no-one thinks I'm Superman any longer!
altClark, disappearing back to his own dimension: Goodbyeeeeeeeee....
****
FoDII:
altClark: Gosh, I'm so lonely.
Clark: There, there. Cheer up, there's a good superhero!
altClark: But I'm so lonely!
Clark: There, there. Cheer up, there's a good superhero!
altClark: But I'm so, so lonely! <sob>
Clark: There, there. Everything will turn out okay in the end, you'll see.
altClark: But I'm so lone- Hang on, who's that?
Cue "Lady Sings The Blues" as performed by a Lois-Lane lookalike.
****
FoDIII:
Wanda: Don't mess with me, kiddo. I'm as hard as nails and I talk out the side of my mouth just like a gangster's moll.
altClark: But...but...
Luthor: Hands off, buster.
altClark: But...but...
Wanda: Save me from Luthor, Clark!
altClark: But...but...you're...
Wanda: I'm so miserable.
altClark: Lois!
altLois: I'm so miserable
Luthor: Take that, you miserable alien, you!
altClark: Ow, that hurt!
Klein on his motorbike, smashing through a door: Woo-hoo!
altLois: I'm so miserable
altClark: I'm sick
altLois: I'm still miserable
altClark: I'm getting better
altLois: But I'm still miserable
altClark: I'm better, but miserable because Lois is miserable
altLois and altClark: We're miserable
Luthor, being strangled by altClark: Ow, that hurt!
altClark: Take that, you miserable criminal, you!
altLois: I'm less miserable now that Luthor is heading for prison
altClark: I'm actually vaguely happy now that Lois isn't so miserable
altLois: I'm worried, because Clark is flying us to Smallville
altClark: I'm running away from my responsibilities
The End
I think that's enough for now!
Yvonne
