These are so fun! I can't resist adding my own.
Anybody's Baby
Long Version Lucy: Lois, I was knocked up by a guy paid to sell his children to an evil scientist. Now I'm going to flit off to New York for a couple of months.
Lois: Wait! No! I can't take care of a baby....CLARK!
Clark: Oh, just what I've always wanted! A ready-made family! Let's live happily ever after!
Lois: Good idea!
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Lucy: Changed my mind - I want the baby back.
Lois: No! He's ours!
Lucy: mine!
Lois: mine!
Lucy: mine!
Lucy goes back to New York and quickly discovers this is not as much fun as she'd imagine.
Lucy (to Lois): Yours!
And they all lived happily ever after.
