This is too much fun laugh

Here's Hearts Divided :

Lt. Lane: I'm in the army and I'm going undercover at the Metro Club!

Kal-El (seeing Lois sing): Hubba, hubba!
Ching: Hey! You're supposed to be engaged to Zara.

Shifty-eyed flunky: Hmm, let's suck up to Kal by taking her with us.

Lois: Take us back to Earth *now*, you sexist creep.

Kal: Well, I would, but I have to rescue Zara from the evil Lord Nor so I can pull one over on the council and she'll marry Ching and rule New Krypton with him and I can come back to Earth to be with you. Oh, and did I mention I have Superman's powers?

Lois: Cool. <smooch>

****

goofy

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K