I'm enjoying everyone else's, so...
All Stirred Up (
Long version )
Lois: "Is it a fireball? Is it a meteorite? No, it's Superman! Let's break into Clark's place."
Supes: "Yikes! What's with the spandex - am I in a circus?"
Lois: "No, actually you're an alien with superpowers."
Supes: "Naaaaah."
Lois: "No, really! Watch -" (Tries to stab Supes with kitchen knife)
Supes: "Uhhhh - oh. Why'm I such a dork, though?"
*****
Lois: "I've worked it out! You're Clark's boyfriend!"
Supes: "Naaaaah." (Kisses Lois) "Hey, look - I can fly!"
Lois: "Yay!"
Martha and Jonathan: "We're here, panic over! Bye, Lois! Sit down, son..."
*****
Lois: "Omigod! Clark is Superman!" (Kicks teddy)
*****
Clark: "Lois, I'm Superman."
Lois: "Okay, then."
Fade to black
*****
Mere
