Ooh, thanks for resurrecting this one, these are great
Tryst (long version) Lois: I knew I shouldn't have come to Africa. Now I'm dying. Bummer.
Clark: Yay, got hired at the Planet! Hang on, am I hearing voices?
Lois: You can hear me! And what's with the flying?
<ghostly smooch>
Lois: Oh, no, I'm fading...
Clark: Hmm, maybe I should go over to Africa...
Lois: Look, I'm alive! Let's go home and create Superman and live happily ever after.
<smooch>
The End
Getting carried away here...
Just Like That...? (long version) Lois: Hey, I'm blond! A clone body? Asabi did a soul transfer? Clark, help me!
Clark: Who the heck are you?
Lois: I'm Lois!
Clark: Are not.
Lois: Am too.
Clark: Are not.
Lois: Am too.
Clark: Lemme sleep on it...
**
Lex: Now, I've got you!
Lois: Go to hell!
Lex: You first. <bang>
Lois: Thanks, Superman!
Lex: You can't arrest me! Ahh, a bus!! <thud>
Clark: C'mon Lois, let's go home.
The End -- but wait, there's a sequel!
Being Lois Lane (long version) Lois: Clark, I know I'm in a clone body, but...
Clark: You're really Lois. Let's get married!
**
Martha: Who's that blond chick with my son?
Clark: It's Lois!
Martha: Oh. Well, good.
**
Ellen (drunk): Who's that blond chick with that lying cheating louse Clark?
Lois: We'll come back later.
**
Perry: Clark, who's the blond chick?
Clark: It's Lois!
Perry: And I'm Elvis.
Lois: No, really!
Perry: Okay.
The End
PJ
