Catch of a Lifetime

Clark: "Let's go fishing!"
Lois: (rolls her eyes) "I hate fishing."
Clark: "How about we get married instead?"
Lois: "Okay!"

* * * * * ...and the more serious... * * * * *

Love Thy Neighbor

Adam: "Gee, it sure is swell living next door to those nice people, the Kents."
Elliot: "I'm evil and underhanded. AND I have Kryptonite."
Lois: "I'm pregnant."
Clark: "Hooray!"
Elliot: "Let's expose Clark to Kryptonite to see if he's really Superman!"
Lois: "I heard that. I'm gonna tell Clark--whoops! Ow." (falls)
Clark: "Lois, we lost the baby."
Lois: . . .
Clark: "Lois, talk to me!"
Lois: "I'm so sad. I wasn't ready to be a mom, but I'm still sad."
Elliot: (with Kryptonite) "Enough of this sentimentality!"
Lois: (fights him)
Clark: "Thanks, Lois! Let's kiss!"


"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.