It almost makes you wonder why we bother writing out the longer versions!  These are hilarious, though, so keep 'em coming! I particularly admire Labby's ability to distill Masques down into a few lines.  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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