OK, I have to give this a go:
RD version of
Butterfly Legacy (Long Version) ...
Clark: I'm so depressed that Lois married Lex Luthor. Think I'll learn a trade.
Gillian: Hey, Superman Sam. Why don't you ditch the spandex and go native for a bit? Have a few shots of chicha and hang around Colombia playing Peace Corps volunteer with me.
Clark: What, Lois is a widow? See ya later, Gillian. I love ya but, after all, Lois is my soul mate. We'll always have San Pablo...
The end
Lynn