OK, I have to give this a go:

RD version of Butterfly Legacy (Long Version) ...

Clark: I'm so depressed that Lois married Lex Luthor. Think I'll learn a trade.

Gillian: Hey, Superman Sam. Why don't you ditch the spandex and go native for a bit? Have a few shots of chicha and hang around Colombia playing Peace Corps volunteer with me.

Clark: What, Lois is a widow? See ya later, Gillian. I love ya but, after all, Lois is my soul mate. We'll always have San Pablo...

The end

Lynn


You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah