For my short story, "College Tempus":

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Tempus: I have a new evil plan to destroy Utopia. I'll kill Lois Lane in the past before Kent ever knew her. Bwahaaa haaa.

Lois: I'm feeling really sick.

Tempus: Hey, she's not dying yet. I need to... WHOA!!!! Who's that hot lady? Elena! {Smooch}

Tempus (thinking): Lois Lane? Who's she?

Lois: I feel a lot better.

-- Roger

"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin