Great RDs so far, guys - keep them coming!
Jana - ROTFL!! That one certainly qualifies!
And...oh, what the heck <g>:
Masques The Readers Digest Version
Clark: Who are you?
Eve: I'm a clone. Lex sent me.
Clark: Luthor, you fiend. Okay, I have to go find Lois. Pack your bags, we're off to Hawaii.
Lex: Now you're all mine! Mine, you hear! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa! (much in the manner of Sideshow Bob)
Lois: Sod off, you total git. I'm outta here.
Clark: I found you!
Lois: You found me!
Lois and Clark: <smooch smooch>
Clark:
Who knows I'm Superman?!?
Alex: Half of Metropolis. Why, is that a problem?
Daily Planet Headline:
Frozen popsicle in shape of Lex Luthor found dangling from cliff.
Lois and Clark: I do! <smooch>
Alex and Eve: I do! <smooch smooch>
The End.
LabRat
