More?
RD version of
Rage (Long version) Bad Guy: Get back or I'll hurt Lois!
Lois: Don't hurt me and my unborn baby!
Clark: Don't hurt Lois!!
Clark <Ugh! I'm gonna kill him for hurting Lois!>
Lois: Clark, what's wrong? Why are you pushing me away?
Clark <I have to stay away from Lois because she's giving me panic attacks>
Adam: I don't blame you for wanting to kill that bad guy.
Clark: I shouldn't have done that, but I guess I can understand why I did it. We all have a dark side.
Lois: Oh, Clark, I'm so glad you're back.
Lois and Clark <smooch...more than smooch...smooch>
Clark: Geez, I feel a whole lot better.
The End
RD Version of
Save Me, Superman (Long version) Lois: I can't believe Clark is dead. I'm so depressed. Wait, he can't be dead because there was no blood on his shirt. He must be Superman.
Clark: What's this, a letter from Lois? But she thinks I'm dead. Oh, she loves me!
Lois: I love you, you lunkhead!
The End
This is depressing me - all of that work to write these stories and I could have managed the same message in a few lines? Oy!
Lynn
