These are all tremendous fun, but I had to comment on this one: Amygdala:
Clark: "Oh no, Lois has fallen and she can't get up. Oh no, I can't move either. But it will all be okay in the end."  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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