Oooh, I've been thinking about this one recently... they're just too much fun <g>

Reader's Digest Version -- H is for Hubris :

HG: Oh dear, I see I'm needed to fix the universe again!

Clark: Let's go get dinner, Lois.
Lois: I feel so drawn to you...

(they sleep together)

Lois: What the hell was I thinking? Get out Clark, and I never want to see you again!

<knock, knock>

HG: Let me erase your memories!

Lois & Clark: No, thanks. Now bugger off!

HG: Hmpf! No more deux in this machina for you!

Lois: Whatever, you mental case. Hey, Clark, let's be friends!

***

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K