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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: Because if they shot one hostage, they could shoot another and then his secret would be out in the open, because he wouldn't be dead!
ER: Nah, he could just get rid of the noncomplying witnesses.
CLARK: I still don't kill people to keep my secret. Sorry.

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LOIS: /preening/ So, you like this dress?
CLARK: It should be illegal.
ER: Did he just call her a working girl? And a high-priced full-date-experience one at that?
LOIS: /Looks at Clark as she waits for an answer/
CLARK: Uh... Ah... um... Plead the fifth?

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EW: What? You're surprised they were considered 'hidden'?
ER: No, just that she’s gotten multiple pairs. At. The. Office!
dizzy Never mind.

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So, you're saying that Perry implied that both Lex and Jimbo were replaceable because Lex is a clone and Jimmy is... well, Jimmy? Perry really IS that good of a reporter. No wonder they made him editor. [Clap]
PERRY: Yodel-de-who!
ER: No, I was just saying that neither Lex nor Jimbo are employees of the DP.
TANK: /snaps fingers/ Drat! So close.

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CLARK: How about I just 'let' you do whatever you want, and if I don't like it, I stop you?
LOIS: Works for me, except the stopping part.
ER: Reason why female jewelry studded with tiny bits of Kryptonite was invented.
RACHEL: It's patented, sorry.

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So, they could take Lois’s dress and tie it around his neck first? Then lean him against a corner?
But then Lois would be hanging out in her underwear.
LEX: And I'd miss it!

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CLARK: What? I'm not even allowed to torture them, if I keep them alive? Where's the fun in this gig again?
ER: By getting to boink Lois?
CLARK: I can do that without being Superman.
LOIS: /skeptically/ Are you *sure* about that?

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True, he's too busy setting up his torture house for his future wife.
LEX: Honeymoon palace! Honeymoon palace with amusements. Really, people.
ER: So, the Japanese twins get their own rooms in the place?
LEX: [Linked Image] Perhaps.

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