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Don't most men prefer not to perform in front of cardinals? And the church really needed to find some hobbies more in keeping with their faith. Sure, sure, the cardinals "said" they hadn't wanted to watch, but I'm not really believing them.
Well… and to be fair, back in the day they had still been allowed, well, not officially banned, well, even the Pope, anyhow, there’s been a lot of female companionship involved back in the day and the boy-love was still considered to be kind of a blemish.

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quote: And it worked quite well for 2000 years of Egyptian rule.

Really? I thought it was only during and after the Ptolemaic period (after Alexander took over).
No, I don’t think that’s just a Macedonian thing. Tut-Ench-Amun married his half-sister for instance.

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Perhaps not in the manner Lex expects.
He’s a guy. What does he know?
RALPH: Hey! I know a *lot* about women. /hauls out porn collection/

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LEX: But after the first time why would I want to go again two more times?
WOMEN everywhere: And why does she think that he’s ever had a woman ask for seconds in the first place?
LEX: See? I satisfied them completely on the first try.

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/What Brandi will dress like/ /couldn't find rubber glove snapping doctor smilie/
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