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Was she going around in circles?
Always keep the mossy side of the tree to your left.

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She hadn’t had time to pull on even her seatbelt,
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The Bureau 39 soldiers didn’t follow her for some reason, or maybe they had, but she lost them in her roundabout way of getting herself lost.
They didn’t want to shoot their buddies sitting in the back of the truck and praying they haven’t just been kidnapped by a Metro-cab driver.

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When she was just about to give up, the paved road suddenly appeared in front of her.
Hey, better than a cliff.

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“Yes!” she said, slamming on the brakes to stop and knocking herself into the steering wheel.
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“That was stupid, there, Lane,” she muttered to herself and pulled on her seatbelt,
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rubbing her sore chest.
There was a crime TV series episode once where the chest area held telltale bruising after the accident, allowing the identification of the car’s driver. Anyhow, poor Jerome will have a heartattack when it gets to the consummation of the conjugal rights in the aftermath of this whole mess.

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Good thing she took a moment to do that, and then look both ways, because one of Bureau 39’s other trucks came barreling past.
Yeah, can you imagine if she had pulled out and crashed right into them?

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She was much better suited for Streets and Avenues.
clap Just like a street walker.

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She forgot to push down the clutch, and the gears made a nasty grinding noise as she shifted.
Is B39 going to be able to sue for property damage?

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Finally, she got everything where it was supposed to go
Ooooh! Just like when she tries to make out with Clark. It takes *forever* to get him to go where he’s supposed to go.

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The truck skidded and slid, crashing into the huge oak tree down at the base of the driveway.
mecry He’s such a *failure*.

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“Shut up,” the sheriff growled.
Isn’t that what a gun is for? He can always claim it when off when he hit a bump in the road. Like that one time during Pulp Fiction?

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Thomas Irig said that his dad had been hit. That fits the bill for ‘medically necessary’.
No, it doesn’t. It’s an *Irig*.

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I’ve already called the Medivac. They’re forty-five minutes out.”
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“Darlene, with our luck Irig will already be dead before we arrive, and we’ll still be stuck with the bill,” grumbled the sheriff.
Wouldn’t that be only when they can prove that he was already almost dead by the time they called the copter?

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“You do realize that everything you’re saying is in the presence of a reporter, don’t you?”
Good going there, James. Hope you like leaded beans.

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He would ask CK about writing up an article for the Smallville paper about this dude and his lack of respect for the citizens of his county.
Oooooh!

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“Don’t threaten me, city boy. Anyway, nobody will believe you. We protect our own around here,” replied the sheriff.
Eeeeehhh… Against obnoxious city folk, maybe. But not stuff printed in the Smallville paper. Also, maybe Darlene got a recorder running, too.

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“I’m going the speed limit,” replied the sheriff. “I need to set an example for the rest of Smallville.”
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“What example? That their lives aren’t important to the sheriff?
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A loud explosion with a fireball was visible in the distance.
shock The barn?

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Even this moron couldn’t ignore that danger.
MAX: Sounds like a war is going on. Best turn around and call in ATF.

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Lana had always cared about one person and one person only: Lana Lang.
LANA in bed: Oh nooooo! You’re not done yet, Hank. Get right back here and finish things.

Sadly, when she did the same thing with Walt, things got ugly and she didn’t win Homecoming Queen that year.

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and so she had come to him for “comfort” shortly after Walt died,
shock *cough* whore *cough*.

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probably the day she discovered or suspected she was pregnant.
Well, certainly not before then. Also, /points to above/

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Hank had done the right thing and asked her to marry him, when she told him that she was pregnant a month later.
Ooooh! She *is* a good schemer.

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He had actually been slightly surprised that she said ‘yes’ so quickly, as if she had expected him to ask.
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Firstly, her parents had told her that she couldn’t see Walt Irig any longer.
To pick up from John’s remarks: They probably found her bottom’s imprint on the freshly waxed kitchen table.

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