Okay, I asked opinions (who shall remain nameless. Protect the guilty, and all!) on whether or not this should get posted.
Well, as an admin, Catherine, I do have to say that this one breaks the rules on bad taste and....
Ha! Gotcha!
LabRat (who snorted Pepsi through her nose when she reached this one...)
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.